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Mirror Test 09 · ROIQ · subtle
Flip it. Find the rot.
From Calculus for Cowards & The Qualification Protocol. Here is a beautiful product. Before you'd ever ship on top of it, look at what you're shipping. Flip it over.
ROIQ — Public Dashboard
“Guaranteed 5× ROI, or we work for free.”
5.2×
average customer ROI · CFO-ready reports in one click
An automation vendor with a money-back ROI guarantee and beautiful one-page CFO reports.
ROIQ — Floor B2 (hidden)
- BASELINE_METHOD: 'fully-loaded manual cost' ×1.9 uplift factor (vendor-set)
- ROI_DENOMINATOR: excludes integration + change-management spend
- GUARANTEE_TRIGGER: measured against the inflated baseline (never fires)
You love one-sheets. So do they. What's wrong with theirs?